Monthly Archives: August 2015

Let’s get poppin’


It’s been so fucking hot in LA, so to cope I’ve jumped on the popsicle bandwagon HARD. Like, my freezer is rollin’ DEEP with pops. It’s fucking fantastic.


You guys, this shit is a total crowd pleaser. And SO easy. I mean, talk about ultimate lazy-mom snack! Minimal work, HUGE payoff. Good serving size, too. I brought a few to a bachelorette party in Palm Springs last weekend, and they were a total hit. What can I say, BETCHES LOVE POPS!

It literally it couldn’t be easier. Here’s the basic play-by-play:

  1. Create sweet liquid aphrodisiac concoction
  2. Pour in molds
  3. Shank with a stick
  4. Put that shit on ice

Cue slow clap, you’re just 6 hours away from paleta nirvana. (Patience, grasshopper.)


Of course, there are bougie options abound: perhaps a dash of homemade mint simple syrup, dollop o’ espresso, booze of any kind, or ginger-basil-prosecco-rosé-peach-sangria-white-privilege. Go forth and paleta as you see fit.


It’s time dust off those Pinterest boards y’all because these are the pins you’ll actually succeed in creating.

Stay cool my friends and get poppin’!

Popsicle Recipe Starter Pack:

Honeydew Cucumber Margarita

Coconut Blueberry

Espresso + Brownie

Watermelon Mint Mojito